GO VOTE!!

If you haven't done anything to contribute to the GOTV effort. Call up 3 friends and get them to the polls. Here I'll help you:

You: Hey Dude/Dudette.

Them: Wassup

You: How's fluffy? (Fluffy is anyone: the boyfriend, the dog, the kid.... I don't know. It's your friend-- just ask about their "fluffy")

Them: great!! thanks for asking.

You: So what time are you voting? (this makes them unconsciously start visualizing and planning to get there asses up)

Them: 3 o'clock.

You: Cool, do you know where your polling place is luv? I got LOST getting to mine. hee hee

Them: Yeah, it's at the strip club across the street.

You: Sweet, How you planning on getting there chica/chico?

Them: I'll drive.

You: Awesome, Let's have a drink after, I bet you'll be thirsty.

Them: Cool.

You: You know what? Fric and Frac live around your way. Why don't you give them a ring and see if their lazy asses voted yet. If they roll with you, you'll have company in line. :-P

Them: Good idea, thanks.

You: No Prob good lookin, my pleasure. See you tonight.

Them: bye

NOW: you prolly won't get through the entire conversation... at some point they are going to say, "I don't know." THAT's when you offer to help, look up their polling place, offer to drop em off, and pick em up; or connect them with a neighbor...

Do that and you'll earn your wings for the day.