The New Man... Here's how it went down

I have a new boyfriend.

My family does not not approve of me seeing ANYONE, so I haven't mentioned him...

So I'm starting yet another new job,well going back to an old job. There a young tall glass of chocolate milk with a hilarious sense of humor.

did i mention he was young?

so anyway, at the end of the week I'm checking my email and he's chillin next to me and suggests that we should get together... huh?

My response, um how old are you? My daughter dates guys your age (I said it snarkingly,  clearly he was kidding right?)

At anyrate it was payday, checks were late, he needed a ride, I've been in that situation so many times before; I offered him a ride. So we hop in and he wants to cash his check, I'm not doing anything so, sure. He can't cash it, so he's pissed...

ME: You are pissed!, what can i do to make you smile? (I know, I know, I know)
HIM: Take me up on my offer.

huh? apparently he wasn't kidding.

So I started dating a guy over 10 years younger...

He has the biggest penis I've ever experienced... and I've experienced some big ones.

He's sweet as hell. He just bought us a kitten.
He's mean as hell, he couldn't pick  me up from the hospiital because he got in a street fight!
He fights with everyone, he's moody as hell... and i swear he loves me.
He lost the keys to my car....

He's soooooo young