Princess Sister Scrub....ugh
She is really getting into my craw...
So she waltzes into town, but before she does, I get a call.
Princess: Call me back, it's important
Scrub: Wassup
Princess: My friend is coming down with me, I would like for you to help him get a job
Scrub: alright, no prob
Princess: I'm emailing you both right now to introduce you ahead of time
Scrub: alright
(email ensues pre-introducing us)
(they arrive in town, I leave work early to meet princesses' friend and find out how i can help him)
Princess: Scrub, let's go to target,
Scrub:Why on earth would I want to do that? I left work early to do you a favor...
Princess:Just come on...
Scrub: Fine, C-ya later friend, I'l help you later
(boring shopping ensued)
Princess to Dan: Don't spend anytime around Scrub,
Sister to Scrub: Princess told her friend not to have anything to do with you.
Scrub: wtf? She called me!
Princess: Oh Scrub thank you so much for watching the kids for me,, your the best
Scrub (in my head): you're welcome two-faced bitch,
This is why I find it hard to deal with my fam.
So she waltzes into town, but before she does, I get a call.
Princess: Call me back, it's important
Scrub: Wassup
Princess: My friend is coming down with me, I would like for you to help him get a job
Scrub: alright, no prob
Princess: I'm emailing you both right now to introduce you ahead of time
Scrub: alright
(email ensues pre-introducing us)
(they arrive in town, I leave work early to meet princesses' friend and find out how i can help him)
Princess: Scrub, let's go to target,
Scrub:Why on earth would I want to do that? I left work early to do you a favor...
Princess:Just come on...
Scrub: Fine, C-ya later friend, I'l help you later
(boring shopping ensued)
Princess to Dan: Don't spend anytime around Scrub,
Sister to Scrub: Princess told her friend not to have anything to do with you.
Scrub: wtf? She called me!
Princess: Oh Scrub thank you so much for watching the kids for me,, your the best
Scrub (in my head): you're welcome two-faced bitch,
This is why I find it hard to deal with my fam.
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