I'd like to think it's wisdom

But I'm just old. 

BrooklynGay, my beautiful housemate, is  hysterical. Daily I get entertained by  ThisBastard's or ThisBitch's ways of not living up to his standard.

One of the gifts of treatment is you become accustomed to hysterical chatter... I know how to nod in all the right places, and am consistently empathetic to the AwesomePerson's plight. 

I apologize for our behavior, lack of cool, taste, intelligence and whatnot. 

It must be truly horrific to live among us humans. :-P