Princess Sister Scrub....ugh

She is really getting into  my craw...

So she waltzes into town, but before she does, I get a call.

Princess: Call me back, it's important
Scrub: Wassup
Princess: My friend is coming down with me, I would like for you to help him get a job
Scrub: alright, no prob
Princess: I'm emailing you both right now to introduce you ahead  of time
Scrub: alright
(email ensues pre-introducing us)
(they arrive in town, I leave work early to meet princesses' friend and find out how i can help him)
Princess: Scrub, let's go to target,
Scrub:Why on earth would I want to do that? I left work early to do you a favor...
Princess:Just  come on...
Scrub: Fine, C-ya  later friend, I'l help you later
(boring shopping ensued)
Princess to Dan: Don't spend anytime around Scrub,
Sister to Scrub: Princess told her friend not to have anything to do with you.
Scrub: wtf? She called me!
Princess: Oh Scrub thank you so much for watching the kids for me,, your the best
Scrub (in my head): you're welcome two-faced bitch,





This is why I find it hard to deal with my fam.

The New Man... Here's how it went down

I have a new boyfriend.

My family does not not approve of me seeing ANYONE, so I haven't mentioned him...

So I'm starting yet another new job,well going back to an old job. There a young tall glass of chocolate milk with a hilarious sense of humor.

did i mention he was young?

so anyway, at the end of the week I'm checking my email and he's chillin next to me and suggests that we should get together... huh?

My response, um how old are you? My daughter dates guys your age (I said it snarkingly,  clearly he was kidding right?)

At anyrate it was payday, checks were late, he needed a ride, I've been in that situation so many times before; I offered him a ride. So we hop in and he wants to cash his check, I'm not doing anything so, sure. He can't cash it, so he's pissed...

ME: You are pissed!, what can i do to make you smile? (I know, I know, I know)
HIM: Take me up on my offer.

huh? apparently he wasn't kidding.

So I started dating a guy over 10 years younger...

He has the biggest penis I've ever experienced... and I've experienced some big ones.

He's sweet as hell. He just bought us a kitten.
He's mean as hell, he couldn't pick  me up from the hospiital because he got in a street fight!
He fights with everyone, he's moody as hell... and i swear he loves me.
He lost the keys to my car....

He's soooooo young